06 November 2024

PUNCHLINES AT BRUNDISIUM.

  


 


Well, in the words of the great Lenny Bruce, on 23 Nov.1963, it looks like @lateshowwithstevencolbert needs to get a new act. 


too old for this, I remember when I was at the SOI with a wayward wife i was 

making time with, and like blonds she went back to an abusive husband, 

I saw an Arkansas gov. say Sallist was his fourth favorite book and started rooting for him immediately ... .he's old now. like Emmitt smith he's not in the 

room anymore. 


no Niccolo am i but if dreary Biden had not sued abortion to  save mid termers 

that uncle Bill saw as aa chum,  who are now toast, and thus some narrative, 

they would have pulled him centrally and he might not be having to make a 

second concession like a medieval pope. 


Harris went to bed before the votes were counted at least somewhat…that says it all,

though it should have been narrated by Bill Conrad. 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFtcnD8kOmA

 

 


To reigns mausoleum @Generalecetric , stray out of politics, dears,

tear down that Hadrian's wall, as herein what Joe Scarborough fair things at least

proofs, better a democrats brimming a republican then vice versa.

 

when decrying the populous racism, sexism and everything else Hillary

can come up with when hubbys door is closed tight, when doing this,

trash like Colbert, try to avoid having to , as you are

savenreola with the box of matches, do try to avoid having to say

something akin to Well be right back after these messages.Frankly

i think that television hit its highlight with Soupy Sales. 

 


and one of Obama pail carriers van jones predicts the coming night…

you know as opposed to this we've been through. lucius sejanus  would be proud.

just before he got his throat cut by the man whose hatchet he held.

isn't it always thus…? 





and the first person to congratulate @donaldtrump, was of course,

George w bush, who said his reelection this time, no one is a patriot a

ny more for voting for a segregationist. as someone showed the health

and well being of THE REPUBLIC. I have known these asses

since I was ten. what else would a self ascribed patrician say.


and that thud you heard was an echo of the fall of Rome striking back,

instead of editing interviews on 60 minutes, CBS. don't put on Tulsa king

at people who lost their grandmothers for Biden's coup de ville

at the bottom , it turned out of a cracker jack box. 


as Sister Barbara Ann told me why I got a heebee jeebees feel from

the older thugs of politics who liked the cut of my jibb, whoooweee!,

as she said it meant i was a decent boy, and that i couldn't

like uncle bill and urkel show nuff  adored the whole rimjobs of it all,

i , they admired, was still looking for Beatrice,



they didn't recruit like marines then, you just , Anthony,

she told me, find something better to live for than what bribes

you can grasp. 


may the res publica never be drained, though she is as

pale as a peppermint patty cartoon, Liz Cheney or anyone


willing to use her, ever again. the duck tape has als fallen off. 


once again, I would have said, no easy reader in Roman drag, no

Tulsa king, as Signora fortuna is heard from,

Punctura gets her pound of flesh. bye bye birdie. 

 

HOLLYWOOD is sanctimonious...? thanks for nothing P. diddy.




 



BTW, every single "Democrat" who willingly took the indulgences and vouching

for by peppermint patty Liz Cheney, -I hate the name Liz, its soooo Liz,--

well dey dun lost sur, showing again, in all curias and all religions all

political classes and all devotionals, never sing the praises  of Satan  during vespers,

as whether there is s Satan or not, still, its bad form, and signora  Fortuna would

get you for it. I have thrown plaster pieces of Jesus Christ against Walls, but never

mother Mary, as I know she's based on Minerva, and thus, …

when someone wishes me a happy Christmas, unlike any lebos or Cheneys

or war monger at ge, i say it back, amor con amor se pagea as ma said,

as ill leave the chen cheneys to their hoods and the bushes to

their lace curtains…



Biden is spitting out from the floor of hell to all even as i said, goons who played

doctors on must see TV-[within hours he as a medieval cardinal from

Tuscany looked at askance for his role in admitting to what

bidey ahs been since 1975, no not a segregationist, but a dithing old moron,]

on NBC twenty years ago, again, never put a Satanist in, as even the

black pope meaning head of jesuits, which is sadly what you have in

white now.


See, again I'm one of those jesuits trained precocious wops boys that the nuns loved,

so, were it ever I, he would have been in a convalescent home since July,

railing he be from the cellar, but alas, I don't expect much more than auquiesance

from garbage yes, like Jimmy Kimmel in tears, you were better off with the manly

piggish trampolines, Guido, i remember when your very name was punchline,

what and leave show bidness...? as there will always be a peaceful transition of power, 

when the pussy democrats are involved, and mere grumbling,

cause no one dares ask why Cheney a name synonymous with election integrity

found more votes in shaker heights in 2004 when Roman Bill begged his cVnt imperial wife

to run, but alas couldn't--she might have won, you know, like Michelangelo's

she wants stow want what she doesn't want, well, you as i said,

make better cowards and drag

queens than you do Romans on any bridges. sweet,

who wouldn't have been so

obvious as to come out and cause all those ABC stations to switch to him

bantering about something if I was running, as a again I learned all

I needed to know about politics from the pages of Plautus,

before it was cannibalized by Larry Gelbart,

like MASH. Maybe even that elderly clown, as when i was a boy it

was Love american style elder comics went to , now they electioneer.

But even not expecting the witches out of Ovid that make it to the moors of

Scotland–for that the non bigots at stockholm held it against Calvino,

and no gilt prize for he,

you'd think even they know, witches and yaks that their beloved woman was being big

feetted out by someone who no less than brother Bill

called the biggest assholin the senate, and if you bother me again,

he is to have said at that debate in

Miami in 1992, a passel of Larrys  looking for a Moe,

ill bring up everything about that car crash,

ah but one again he was  a fat pig full of candy bars and

whoppers and hot air…




But the now low is the trash that followed Jon Stewart from puppy mill to less than

Roman temple, no never that temple, Marcus, although there weren't programs in Rome,

until of course , you know,  In hoc singno Bubba.


I never liked Jewish Hercules, and his not in the face transfiguration of torture,

a promythius I said as a boy, who merely  had too grin and bear it, as his fat

belated thunder theighed cheerleader slobs are calling an already sabotaged america a grange

that was a garbage scow unworthy of cinderfella...wow big talk, as somehow it didn't go

matter what you voted for a segregationist who vetoed health care and called Mario Cuomo

un electable, but then, whose laughing now, mister Moscone...?




as for a strange, depleating and disparaging and dismissing of the voice of the Plebain god,

Ennius, still, I wouldn't t do that if my whole political life depended on saying

And now these words from snicker bars, Coors light, and of course, ozempic used by fatsos

like Oprah and other pigs taking it from those hypoglycemics who might, you know,

need medicine, on second thought, maybe this was a garbage scow all along…


I'd say meet me at the hippodrome again, but alas, we don't need the plywood

monuments and all has been disparaged, as it would be by a goon

who had to be president no matter what Gore Vidal said.

I do recall, when paid more attention, the night that Biden in law-conspirator,

god knows how many bodies are in that ledger, newt gingrich, took over

the house and senate and Bidey thought Clinton was toast until Niccolo

made them eat shit by saying the era of big gummit was over, Pogo, you have met the enemy...

that night a radio windbag named Rush Limbergere said the era of Gore Vidal

was over. Well, praise be to Julian and to the sunrise god and to Laverna, and to

even Balonna who proved, chicken hawks always get it in the end. like Spartans.

Somewhere in his latinized, Livy for fun, Virgil for honor,

Sallust is my 4th favorite book, bother me will you over one of my

girls you prissy botch, a hidden away part of Bill clinton’s heart

seethed with anger and rage and will give it to cousin Joe Scarbourogh,

for having been in every waking hour trying to scalp him for Tallahassee trash,

and maybe to rachel too, just being a butch queen. 


But the Romans assail and regale and saturnalia approaches, as I am always tired out,

as believe it or not it's hard to be a Roman satirist when you have a wayward

idiot Caesar who speaks of his grandpa being cannibalized by allies,

which may or may not have been something he saw in that

miasmas of CBS tv and lies, in an episode of McHale's navy.

So goodnight unto you all, and do recall,

the Romans always strike back, inescapably, as bidet and the Democrats,

like Jerry Jones  and belichick all faults at once, a snap of fortuna's womanish

calculating fingers, and leaves you all in ruins. I love that Roman joke.





i have an idea, msnbc should purge itself of any ohio players chick, who

was caught dead on their republican rented microphones calling your beloved

old coot Bdey an ffing war monger and then hurling a strange newfound friend’s

actuation of the 47 percent that suddenly they didn't have,and hurled 

accusations at THE ANGRY Plebeian mob, 

feared and fearful of sine romulus joined his brother in the silt.



the four sweetest words in the English language--I told you so. -Gore Vidal.



I hated that we went through the miasma of this old coot and his DNA stupidity

and carrying round this corpse, like a roman festival death of a senator,

really it was his pay grade in the end.

 

That's what he said when he refused to heartily question

Oliver North, after not having made him be under oath…before all of this saw a

repeat of johnny Carson in 1981 with Gore Vidal, IN WHICH EVEN PLAY IT

STREIGHT JOHNNY WAS SHOCKED THAT THERE WERE OVER 30

DEMOCRATS WHO VOTED FOR THE Regan military build up of 1 trillion

dollars then, the shyster consigliere who said ketchup was a vegetable is now

the chief justice, as it was almost Scalia, that was sure close...!


to think that guy. And he is nothing but another guy,  could barely contain

himself that the colored girl he wouldn't let into saint peters, when i was a kid,

despite the catholic league wanting as many children to be admitted as it could,

-I  remember you father Francis…!, lost.

What on earth did you expect Mrs. Whoopee, now how do republics

die again, Tennessee…? 



As america hillary dear, didn't deserve you and his latest woman

sent up as a witch trial that barbarians have always been good at,

caesar and caesrere both had house witches to cast spells on enemies,

just over some death threat hurling little snide bitch on CBS who 

will now find out what his Paddy Chaivefsky creed was , as he becomes 

less of a power brokering cardinal,  and more a face in the crowd. 

The clowns of Mars. 


it wasn't our faults, dear brutus, that the man , a poor man's roger ebert

at the wash. post said, quite rightly that he begged for a desk that fatso rosie 

hasn't made a compaggio at yet, hummmmn, everything so personal, 

That television had died, I've heard sitting shiva over

Bidden all week, and that this cretino was no Palladin. 

well be right back after this restructuring. AND now these words, friends,

do you needrelief from acid indigestion, …? It's good for the t zone, R,O,L,A,I,D,S,

 sometimes you feel kike a nut, sometimes you dont, I'm a pepper, 

you're a pepper were a pepper, ho ho ho, green giant, 

 

my father worked for a living, and i do feel bad when d students like JOE and his ilk win the earth.


But i KNOW, LIKE THE NUNS TAUGHT ME, IF THEY STEAL IT, A PURSE,

A WOMAN, AN EMPIRE OR THE MOON, EVENTUALLY THEY DROP IT.

and my pop didn't spend his life writing poisoned penned diatribes for his life made a show,

there's a show, where he was playing the sort of middlebrow, double talking,

psycho intellectual who dared think a novelist was somehow better than one of

Caesar's hours comedy goons, as again why did this jewish schlockmeister from

the 27th floor dare think he could stunningly rewrite Plautus…?

I mean I'm no fan of the Newerker, and been told they hate

that to the point don't even

get cartoons and deals in the mail anymore, but that one I saw last

Christmas was really.


According to my sister,  home and adoring television from that age, a bit much.

And she noticed, they sure put Mary Tyler Moore through hell in that show, but she

was at least, in that age of blond Jeanie's, someway even cast. 



as i said early on in this, when I heard that this breying dimwit, Kammilla was going to make

a play for the Cheney wing of the vomitorium, gee if that works she'll start working on

getting Democrats. 


personally, i wouldn't have allowed joe Scarborough in the building, and though only see clips of war

television, where still the on air talent must like Reagan be bought at corporate to explain what

they just said about the TVA, i don't see prissy lemon headed bitch George will on Hadrian's

wall no more. HUMMMN, A MAN WHO WAS WILLING TO VITRE FOR A

SEGREGATIONIST, WHO played Marc Antony for the old coot

who voted against the great society, and the voting rights act, and couldn't let a dago–a crime bill pass,

but then so did Hillary, what level  of hell....?, he couldn't in good conscious be anywhere near this

bonfire of the vanities. much like 20 million votes for that anti busing creep that just went like so

many jobs poof. again were i running, no one would have heard your garbage line,

much less your minions still transcribing where the apostrophes go. no no, were it i, he would

have been gone that day,

YES DAN, WERE BEING TOLD THAT PRAETOR is being shuffled off to Bethesda on

STRETCHER ONE, HE'S off to see the wizard, Dan, whatever that means, and he wouldn't

have been smiling over my deflating. 


ah the lesbians always adhere, again i root for riots as said since a first post

about Catiline,

way back, as the hump always looks good on them, though not really, still they try like

hell to inflate their less than paradise island dyke witchy aspects on womanhood. ah,

but I'm not so sure it will lead, what with them just having brought back Norman Lear

reruns and Nice and Easy commercials, bertha. Did you feel like suckers, when

Roman Bill said

leeringly again that what made Kari Lake a perfect candidate was again her great legs.

I woulndt have sweated a bead for that cvnts vendetta, not with that dog somewhere

down the street.

Find a better class of champions ladies. 


i just love that the Newerker trash and CBS and all the rest sold their souls first for a goon

who was against busing, and then an appointed aging vestal who never had to get up at 4 to go to

an Iowa pig fair, as George w was first to congratulate Trump, anyone who detests Machiavelli,

he who was tortured by the Medici in occupied Italay, will, i think,

get all that they deserve. the nuns gave me an oh wicked Wanda decoder ring, so

i know exactly what is being left unsaid.






 


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