GORE VIDAL’S THE DEATH OF KERMIT.
24 AUGUST 2026, ALL DRAWINGS PUBLISHED.
On my actual birth day I think, I heard the somber but pratfall news that a house or company wop as my pop called them all, a bloat named Vincent Pastore, or Conquering shepard if I recall my fathers little yellow Latin book correctly, dropped dead as a Sicilian closet doornail. This was to my snide pleasure, as I am always glad when I hear that absolute wop is alas lived out his creed to its less than Alberto Moravia end, as if my dad taught me anything it is that the wives now the only woman word seemingly aloud as I have placed elsewhere, and the over and underfed piggish flyaway hair bad skin and pop bottle glasses wearing hags and cows do like their wops to be the kind tat no one has to apologies for the watching of them buffoons on a less than silencing summer Sunday night, I was glad to hear it that once again a fat piggish ape man wop had no so much died, and dropped over dead to his love of carbohydrates, but in fact was more like a Sicilian puppet of rotting wood come crashing to the Jewish tamers tile floor, more like a Oh Calcutta than any commedia dell arte that had been thrown,
Oh, I was glad to hear it so, and saw the vengeful NY Post and its superiors at the Wall Street junta , our happy little neo con rag, work quickly to act like something important had happened here to someone who again made the Italianate misdeals of asking the Jews now on the rag and whom will find it hard to buy that sprit of devotion ever again, blame Hillary as you drive through the Poconos, and another pupazio bites as they say the saw dust of another circus tent, or it is caught under the wheel of a gypsy wagon, who can , outside their hairdryers, ever really know for sure,
And I wondered as heard it and the strange parody of somberness mixed with a few laughs over what Sicilians since Scorsese have been able to accomplish after the dogs of Paddy and any Discrepancy of dignity was turpentine away,I wondered did the New Yorker, as it had so famously in the mistrals of essay writing called the death of Calvino by Father Gore, did that rag as he insinuated, send anyone to saint Patrick’s, it had to be that didn’t it…?, did the middlebrow low browed glasses wearing Hillary coven now fearing being called communists or showing Gore again as right when he said, no fan of the junior senator form Wisconsin once, he was no RFK, would unequally have to be given a strange due, and thus, all the mid level apparatchiks of the white Vatican hill are busily truing to cleanse themselves of the communism that Joes in Mourning again never saw coming, I guess having never read much less adored Sallust,Ah what fools these war loving mortal chicken hawks be,as the plagiarist Willie stole, as I had an inkling if mentioned at all, old Vince was either too dark or too white too big a clown and not conquistador enough for the Jewish and white chick interlopers and translators to even much care, as in his requiem for Italo,Gore implied that the best fabulist this hell hole my father called an empire of weeds and highways could ever do would be the mourning period for Carson’s Brutus Joan Rivers, who even as a kid, I never found that witty,
Tired of the older woman in Cleveland show anyhow Valera takes a brunt of diminution from the exhilaratingly vapid and once cute Wendi,I did notice it is the poor English girl who takes the most facial hair jokes from the to me un take bale Betty White who I have grown though never liking her too truly despise, And she showed when Beatrice Arthur was asked why she was so cold and businesslike towards betty and didn’t really allow her periodontal feelings to poison the set, trooper Bea knew that the sortie of open locality that she could have shown was best in spurts, and the layer Roses open distain for the gal from Frazier was a tad too much,
I turned it to the even more dreaded and disliked Everyone loves Raymond, a sort of egotism that is allowed by a wop as he if it is certainly not caught dead in the Romans gardens of Italian rye, as this caste system of Jews playing Italian Stereotypes up and down were in mid show and allay, the poor unmitigated botch who is the put upon wife, the beatings that are implied as much are seemingly not as bad, as she made a mention how she as from a Normal Family, i. e ,a WASP’S PAPER HIVE, the honey inherent in Virgil’s bees and or Crackola crayons no where to be found, she has too tough this brunette that it is implicated no real American would so want.
She is victim of la familia,when in fact she leads this dumb dago by his bulbous nose as one could guess the interpreter Jewish creep who Letterman brought it to make sure again this all didn’t go off the rails and journey into anything that could be misconstrued as a dumb dago daring to push back against his harpies shrewish wife, showing the Clinton’s blueprint for a happy marriage is indeed as American as Cherry
Pie,No matter what HAL IS PROGRAMMED, THE TYPE SEEN HERE IS ALL THAT THAT THE SANCTIMONIOUS HAVE LEFT, and so, waiting for the later METV having to replace the two hour block of Raymond and his studdabaubba mother hitting every note this far from the wife in Barney Miller, I found that , never watching it, still the interlopers at world wide Pantaloons were certain to get their moral in, and that even the blond children he had somehow with this reactionary cow witch, were held back in preschool, a joke about failing finger-painting that they were rescued to repeating, juts in case you missed the point, I thought I couldn’t stand Debra, but found myself now rooting for her.
My mother did so despise that fat bloated ruin from the age of Barney Miller, Doris Roberts, closer to horrid Jewish hated mother than any Italian woman she knew , but then these whose imprimatur is behind this Raymond garbage as it was with their Jewish Theater, the sopranos, well, they worked both sides of the Venetian street like a shylock does, It was a glorious day to her, even she heard that bloated monstrance flopped dead of too much guilt and Brisket, as this open diminution of all those typed Italian woman who married Jews for their seasons of comfort didn’t erase that everything indeed gets into the act, Her Facia Procello, exactly what it sounds like scale, her Pumpkin jarhead on cues, Jacccuse , laughing, everything about this studdabubba bothered her, as I let my own reactions more from her than from a stoic father, who could care less and who would have been not shocked to see Meathead be killed by his own son, a cut throat closer to a Manderino than any Roman radical he might have preened to be behind the Xanadu walls, So when the old bag dropped dead, it did pleasure that she had outlived another enemy of hers, AS SHE WAS WHEN SHE HAD HEARD THAT CON ARTIST Mother Teresa, who openly spoke of her lack of faith, of while willingly taking monies from juntas and Babydocs, She knew that the admirations of that great mezzanine out there for Italian woman or Italians ar all was ephemeral at best, and that the new found by me sudden knee jerk hatred for Raymond and his minstrel show and his yelling and screaming Your show of shows skit turned into a a gaggle of Jews doing sepia face to even be on the Cyclopes at all, showed she was indeed correct, as she, like sweet ole Bill, and unlike his leech steerage forever wife, knew that Signora Fortuna will always get her last laugh on anyone who thinks they can pass by or easily through.
Just in waiting to watch the Golden Girls at night, a last gasp that METV had to retain some audience, and billboards them incessantly, and again tired of a show starring Wendie Malick when the Beatrice who is Valerie was right there for Juno’s sake, I saw Raymond again for a first time in a years full of Mondays, as I’ve avoided him and his Herman Munster brother and Il Duce father, a hippie killing Joe, and the poor put upon brunette wife, who couldn’t have been a brood mare to bring more blond retards into the world, I noted that they made sure even with blond hair, the retarded boy is a Sicilian who smiles and shrugs through life, a boy man who was thought of as just so funny, until they realized though trashing the wops is a HBO specialty, well there were one too many fagot jokes for a curia that is in a virtual spin as Arabs again, true to their once Jewish insinuations, brought more scansion that was uneeded nad kept more money with white husbands of racial lefty hags than is needed in Italian folktales called political science.
Unlike the Cambridge professor under the apple tree had to say when an Oxbow , Oxbridge, oxford, sanctions was there to say that Sir Isaac was again a fraud from the land of the scribblers and plagiarists, like Chaucer and Willie, though I’ve always liked Geoffrey, that the name of the heinous name of the whitey twin wop half breed pom Raymond, and that Isaac said nothing that this original paper chaser said could be found in the works of Galileo if not older back to Roman architectural digests, Isaac said he merely stood on the shoulders of giants‘, But then one can hear the Godlily speaking to Moatzart by Salieri in music that predates a little night’s, or a midsummer’s nights there of, The politicos of now trying to find their ponies, of targeted for Eqquis, stand on the shudders of no one, especially not Niccolo or Giucciardini, lest they had seen it all coming,
Why did I dream about a x rated theater back in little Chicago, which I know left to the rats and the a gaining sluts of Valley high…? It seemed to be just that in the abandoned dreamscape, the old time some lights broken marquee, which I would have bought had I had the money than to so it and be a legitimate Theater, A girl I knew then, we had become teenagers by now, bargaining already in the hidden ties and leaves of old Bill, a priestess of Bacchus from that time, a magnet she’d explain to me in a memoir censored on a writers site even before voting for a segregationist was seen as something they’d have to do at least until they could sign a contract to hopefully and which I root, ruin Tolkien as that recitation German so deserves, She was at the box office, here, that glass booth that Ovid said was indivisible from the strata of sanctimony that one could get.
As I said we were teens by then, she an requisite exemplar of the Italian girl remade from Beatrice as Rape victim then my mom and the nuns warned me so, hourglass as the bargaining brunette starlet said of her double duty bra, as she was curvy in the way that the white girls ere indeed not having been. She wore a uniform of her post, pored into a white blouse and showy skirt barely covering her massive and powerful Venus thighs as she was a symbol of all which the wop older men had to resign and repeal, and her candy bar colored short hair a short bob that was in places black and were told not to be, AS THEY THEIR MOTHERS TOLD THEM HAD A TARGET PAINTED IN LIPSTICK there on the white silk sheer shirt she wore and somehow, before I’d deal with an axis of some fagot and his stragea tom boys and I’d give in and give up, was seen as aloof but likable enough.
My mother did warn me before I just gave in, that there were awful white woman she told me to eschew, and that they’d do to me as they had to many an Antony and Mario, Guido and Jimmie, that they’d cry rape when gram found out that they were shtupping a wop, and some used a Mediterranean calculus to hit them up for not only sex but cash from the beguiled white trash girls, and soon enough she knew of gumbas right and left who were suddenly paddy Wagoner away when Priscilla, her catch all name for the white chicks she nad the nuns despised, would point a finger as the molesters of Laura’s went happily rolling along. Thanks of that Elmo and your Hal, remember when that, as so many italic boys found themselves in jails and worse, penitenetaries that perverts as the church held itself up on pillars and stained glass of child abuse. Soon enough, the Irish drunkards of the bluest eyed, bluest states, an affectation that the democrats didn’t want when tool and died by the National Biscuit company, that they’d rewrote the law with a codicil called the Romeo and Juliette defense, irony abounds. It emended that their bobby’s and buddies and sonny boys were caught up in various dragnets along the way. As I turned over and upsides downed I was looking for a Candy Loving of my own, the last thing I would do would be impregnate a white woman, older woman came on to me the most, how fukk the jails would have been then, as this night after I watched Raymond most despite myself , as the great Gene Siskle would say of the mob acts of various buffoons like DeNiro and Fishy Pechje, there was a level of keeping it all comic, and they never net all the way into their minstrel show to show upon what sewers it was built, Dante’s map of hell no where to be even alluded to. In my script for a reunited Gilmore girls just to show what I could do, but a sharper than I am brother told me no one, not them or anyone else wanted to hear anything about it.
In my pocket, I pulled out, like in the joke, as I sauntered towards the old theater owned by the local outfit than, where woman who were on soap boxes and then porno whims as I was a kid were shown , I found some slips of paper from those bourgeoning days of my own,I had written about the early invaliding into the x rated movie palace, but it was no big deal then , and I’d find as I wrote in that novella so disquieting to Hillary Voters even before the coming fall, the girl with the ironic but maybe not Italianate name, she had told me about the priests who had a keen eye for gals like her, and not always falling all over themselves for the alters boys, which was a butt of Jokes as it were before was had to ehar the incessant apologies from those who paid Gumba Jews on the peacock network along the way or at least until Larry could play a now seemingly missing along with many of the Assembly of Queens, Bernie. In a midsummer’s night. Shadows offending ,
The papers were of a boyish attempt impressing many, of a space opera of my own, as I did get people Italian actresses and Chakhas to ask why Italians are missing so, and not just the grand mothers who were used as human guinea pigs for a Imperial Pooh who, is certain to not expose himself of any Politburos and yet still Byzantine steps, Behind me, on the fifth avenue that went straight to my fathers candy store, there was the ruination of a war of the world walker saucer on its no longer diabolical legs, but broken in pieces, as they walkway s get, as no one understood the dirt of the west as well as the maker of Django, the now lauded and no longer a joke in the mouth of Quint from Gun smoke, Corbucci whose again Italic Genius in often spit at as indefensible by the collection English teachers who think they are the found of knowledge or at least Gilded laurels. I saw I had the slips of paper that were my own 2001, as I try here to write this in a simple clear way as did Arthur C Clark, who being from Kings College, was free of the royals and the imperialisms that now give us ginger Prince ling with the mullotto wife, havening to rerun to the happy little inland as here in the hinterlands, he is , alas, a no one cleaning his Blind wound, I didn’t expect Virgil from Noland to begin with,
There. On the brick wall of the relic theater, that seemed to me since my mom pointed it out the inner sanctum of the italic love of sensuality that is now verboten by the barbarians and their love of death, evasively if able to be taken three times a day with milk, sugar optional. I saw the poster of Django by the now triumphant and admired Corbucci, remade by a mongoloid wop I never much liked anyway, who replaced Franco Nero, and like Italian with whoever he thought he had to placate, Always a ruination. The sonnets about that girl I knew my hostess as I snuck intro the skin flick theater, and her being openly, even demeaned, for being molested as the Italian girls could take you happened once, as layers would tear any woman apart as a way for the cloaked Prothonotaries and monsignors to fulfill their true love of gifted girls , as I wrote the attempt at my own Space Odyssey, as already had write out my Germanicvs, a Roman story mute to Stanley Kubrick once finding out Spartacus wasn’t the stand in for any tied to Negros that he was assured by Howard Fast he was, took his make off of his Roman epic, The Monolith is too as Roman as anything, Ovid's wall that moves and revivified when whispered at. As to me all the writers of Engelterra were indeed plagiarists at heart, and that Shakespeare was again to Dante as John Lennon was to Buddy Holly, Not a compliment. I did resent Elmo’s Hal reading, if it can be called that, my work and joke it discombobulated that red eye which I now more than ever not worth Martin Balsam’s basso profoundo voice. Being a Roman satirist at ear, I called the machine becoming if not sentient, sarcastic, a word it was told not to endure, and I renamed it ‘LSID, like in Mad, and instead of Brahms, I placed in the Funk Brothers and Martha and the Vandellas, and the then before sadness Stacks and Sonny Bono as opposed to Bono,Yet the town was not as abandoned as it is now, and the faced of the half recalled metropolis was art deco as much as anything,
Sadly, the Clarkian attempt as the Bell Service and Howard Johnson’s pleadings the music of the spheres was replaced instead with a tackiness to use a word dared used by Hillary about the gold Lemay of the white house, as if it was not abused enough once that she had her Jethro Husband right in the pearl necklaces, and the pay toilets, perhaps it wasn’t the sky they so polluted as the cities of the Infernal underworld, where my mother told Doris Roberts to be encased, At a late summer dusk I suppose it was, see about the basic tridents of italic arts like politicos elsewhere and the laws of physicists that are made mute by the atmen as by some to act like as opposed to Politics and paper money banking laws and the sonnet, that magic realism inst as an Italian con job as any,
The marquee streaked with dirty lights, then flaked open as the sky started to become puce, I guess that color is, as it my training as an artist that causes me to be as poetic and anyone ever disliked, The giant D for Datolla, the name of the family who sold out the seats to the magazine age of Spinning Swedish stewardesses and deepest throats, when I did sneak in under the girds auspices, again no one cared or made a second notice that a young lady was working there, fie the local hoods, I found it less a holy sanctum of any Venusians goddesses as it was a sad hallway of men with broken lives, shrewish wives and windbreakers that Norman Lear didn’t ever much touch, as he knew where the lines always were, A toy was dirty on the ground on the street that wan and was not at the same time, like the sword of light that GIGI never even thought to steal, lest he get the same fashioning from the Kelley girls of the new Yorker that GV wrote about happening to the man who didn’t need the Viking praise that others yearned to get, and who sealed his fate, did Italo when he unlike Marquez from his colletid gilt, turned on the communists rather than be a plant in that Prague spring, The frog of the sesame swamp, Fervid Davis’ reality street, was now left as a broke toy on that street leading towards the Allegheny river. As I write this, in the laconic dog days of the end of Leonid summer, a woman on Curia television is being allowed to twist in the dog day afternoons wind, as to come to her defense would make Rachel Maddow be against her masters at Merck, and what with her being banished from the kingdom at the armamentarium, well, …so sorry unlike Dagolike Beatrice and Estelle doing their wop shtick that is funny and light and heartfelt, I wont find Boy man Romano’s CBS ABUSIVENESS to ever be as funny as I never though he was.
The anger that Elmo’s HAL had at my work, it is not so much sentient as it is keeping scores, tripped over by me accidentally, was that words like Hags were sued, HAL is awakened, and yet, a blanket use of Wop incessantly was not, But then the liberal polling stations think they are experimenting at tenth levels , or at least 9. And then, shades of Charles Portis, and the old west this weed empire still is, there was Raymond, mono mondo as my mother demeaned a realer one to us, hung from the retile, a half dead corpse and for some ungodly but after first blanches understandable recitation of my midnights, Romano hung there, the Jew who stole his act to paper over unlabeled Jews we may never get, another unknown comic at the Cyclops, despite the casting, and for some reason, the put on wife with whom he had a You Tube revivified hatred for “the wife“. As is that too much to ask for that this honking wop hang like the drawn charcoal enemies of Borgia’s whose dangling death were the first true politic cartoons…? Is that too much to ask for…? I hope to see him as he was here, with a signage reading DIED OF AIDS nailed to his trunk. As it took a second look to realize how venomous this blond brood sire is, and a new found liking of her caused me to note his open hostility to the wop and the Jew unsettledness that she summed even then to have the mezzanine of her side at each line. So, the unnoticed by me before Patria Heaton, a playable Elaine, stood there is a Heavy Metal iron brazier wearer, though I never thought of her as a Julie Strain of any sort swords in the immoveable suburbs that the Italians have been resorted to, cast to, and Bellona out fit, as I recalled when death dealers in fires and ice, didn’t use big pharmacy spreadsheets.




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