GOODNIGHT CAPT. VIDEO… WHERE EVER YOU ARE!

20 APRIL 2026. 

I HAVE GOTTEN BITS AND PICECES ACCEPTED HERE AND THERE BY PEOPLE THAT THE OVERFED FATSO PIGS AND PETUNIAS OF TELEVSION POLITICIAL SINCE WOULD NEVER SO THINK. I HAVE GOTTEN MY SHARE OF THINGS IN Anarchist, or at least as anarchist as one can get in the land of Wal-Mart, and have been lauded and tabooed by some who think perhaps nothing called  a Clinton ever think or speak or ventriloquist for them. 

Some of them have indeed been girls who have packed me in their rather nicely placed me in booklets where there is the thought by some that their being of The gayety means a kind of miserable lack of any morality, of any kind, no Romanism for them god knows, but then, no one has been devastated or starved or been blown to bits over Aeneas, if they ever was. One English gal took one of my Christmas lasses called over sexed although is only a Roman portraiture and outsole of her Saturnalia prettiness no part of, if I had to complete it would have been irritatingly close to the kind of a girl that always willing to take checks from the electric company and get checks with a GE surplice cyclone telling us we are all in for it collect as if at a Mafia wedding which all politics has sadly become. But that’s what you get when the fbi, dithering old Kentucky Homed senators and jubilant little negro lover, as long as they say what I tell them to, why they are almost as human as my dogs are, Jon Boy Stewart are al seated on the bride’s side, which doesn’t win as much s assay her piggish husband did so effortlessly once. We Jesuit boys are cursed with a best of fortunes…if we know when to abscond, or pay the fish wife for the Beatrice -acide that even my sharp as at tack Mother saw that first night of his insidious and perpetual Clericalism. Sometimes. Bill, all that the ides of March means, as Guido Panzini once said of the Paar tonight show, is that April is just around the confer. Only Iranian Persian Bel Arab trash would be smoked that their rallies against war wouldn’t get the peanut gallery once the Jews who paid the freight no longer nodded to commence one of Mucius’ parades. 

So, as direful and derided evil eye snatched man in the gray flannel suit of armor Steven sweeps up his last spotlight, and Emmett goes towards his sadder than not clowns end, you know, when a clown dies, or cries, or whichever, I must be true to my Antoine name and give him the requiem that he so fittingly deserves. As he is the last to be ground up and thrown aside and paled on the same pyre with Rodger Mudd and Tommy Smothers, I feel it  imperative as I did to leave a Basile like crumb in the black forests as the edge of civilization, a dirty word among those who have Roman weeks be boffo at the Met, whichever ones, and I must speak of how I came to hate old Herbert ANDESRON, A BESPECKLED CREEP WHOSE DENNIS’ WERE MERELY IMPLEID AND LEFT BEHIDN IN BATHROOMS AND RAPE ROOMS UNMENTIOEDN WHEN THE Junta Provosts became the blackest pope, as a jurist was made pope against all millennium discordant, so why not a cretin from the swamps pond what my father called the cesspool that is and was and is now worse than ever. America. I ,MUST NOW , LIKE THE ORGINBAL Picaresque Petronius hero, like magic realism being as Italian and since Dante, too the picaresque novel is somehow a tortilla more than a Calzone, but then they must be lauded and beloved in ways that no Italian needs be, as that is the last racism comedy they are as whoppster would say allowed , as she amidst there are things she is not somehow allowed to say, and a Spanish brougham is one, though she booster her merger career of having played a Richard like drug addict for Broadway babies, by being an ugliest of habit warring nuns who was marked for death by local outfit, as wops is always funny and somehow maybe you too, Robert can make the lazy minstrel show into something of what Chuck Noll said, a life’s work. So deciding long ago, I was not of the woe caliber of clowns who would actually commit the Roman treason of believing my own act, as ill just bet that Colbert as shocked when he had heard that of all people, the mausoleum of Bill Paley, after having done battle with Lucy and Marshall Dillon, as if this always on some kind of running, Dan Rather, must have been caught from behind. 

A woman at a barley above xerography pamphleteer of arts and racialism and political science that no hags who worked for face making POW for life John Mac Kane would ever admit to there brining much less signed off on between commercials for dishwashers and jet engines, we bring good things to blight, and now you’re ante War, since ffing when, as the heckling Jackals gather as a swam, or what was the name of a bunch of crows again…?, on the flaying Buttresses of the Notre Dame Di Avenue of the Americas, where the presidium goes , no sadly as I feel as if , like my brothers we were disappointed by Trump, as sometimes its better to just be a dead carcass thrown on a Roman alter and be the true end of the senate than to have to be, as Ovid said, by slopped or slop the hogs of empire. 

I was never in the need to be a Cicero, whom I hate, as again its better to be a copse on the Roman amendment house than to be Cicero who is paying for unneeded and again Octavian hated Confetti everywhere one goes. How does a man lose the zeitgeist…he is listening to enemies and Jews who heralded Biden, no matter as long as new Judea supplants nove Roma, as I wonder does the Jdater, if that, blonds make a single file line, just like scalpel, put a pin in that creation, no really, well all get back to him, as indeed Gummadi Pilliozi plays the Turk, and the haunted woman if she can becalmed that, makes sure a Livian vowel ends not only her name. buT her title as unisexed, undersexed fagit loving defecation of allowed women is dream no Roman ever had and the word to be correct, as Copula can tell you is Brava, as the watches are up for slashed fire sale prices. Ah you see knowing this since forth grade, and seen at HBO, the trash and barbarian rages still wear a Roman drag, and the Sicilian diminution is for fun, but the sad Roman detritus is for honor. 

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This gal in her again Xeroxed booklet she sent me to keep, as other higher up art imagines wanted paid for even so much as a cartoon accepted, fine by me, the resume s I say to a unbelieving brother is all, she was thinking about how it was so apparent now that Swill well, well, the representative who played the part of Cassius’s but in a modern cress Caesar that didn’t have the heft of the nominal pages of the tragedy of Pompey the great, upon whose bones it kept in places as a shroud of words, as it appeared and I was told as much that Pompey, like David with the Pergamum more than Judean attitudes, my father would not have been shocked to see that the sudden reversal of a noble savagery. And when I say Xerography, I do not put her down, at all, as heard and know all I need to about graffito from roman walls, disliked and dismissed by mushroom yellow submariner Aaron, ill have fungus on that pizza, as whole Roman walls are at white trash museums as worth their weight in cement, unknown of in the dark ages. 

She emailed me, as she like some, and not somehow AI until now in search were upset that it seems that Swill well, he who has all the television city aplomb of someone selling depreciable silent on the high sixties channels, came and went unnoticed by the midnight riders of the dying networks as they look to leap away from, the crumbling black rocks, as had George and Gracie and Jack and Top Banana Phil, looked to escape the burning arson that was vaudeville long ago. How did you know, Anthony…?, she said me in type on a glaring screen, how did you know that there would be silence this time from the fat bloated puppet Etters, water carriers like Colbert and Jimbo, as indeed two weeks in and there is not a word said as Michelle, the Livia with a human heart, she just ate it, smiles and reenacts about the feral class of politicos. One thinks, get out or back to the kitchen, dearies, as Hubby builds the makeshift Stonehenge, a Church of the mille gracias to himself, that Madre always wanted his heart buried at. The Jews who screeched for this war and got their war, well, even Bobby of the Nero has to send out images of his racialism under fake names a now low for American Italian trash as he, and she wondered how was it that I knew, whether scalpel for not that Fang was a joke I would make, and that the Jewish pouter wouldn’t dare to do. So, began the death of the twerp in the gray flannel suit, be gone as they don’t make midnight roulette as they sued to do, once, and crying and kidding you not has become a sorry state of not being or having to be funny on purpose. My father, warned me of it all, as I note the Anglican girl, she liked the charioteers I have made my family unto, easily a smart assed brother and his devotions immixed with eye rolling about me, as my father who seems a Virgilian figure, she took Italian literature as a sub major and of course recognized the Brethren she also had, as think she is English too, as she recalls not with fondness how the tragedies and triumphs of grannies people, aha! Were damned but be being recounted, if not reacted by slick Willie at the globe. We are not all Beloved queens , she told me, as is Ian Mackellan. But I have always liked Ian, “will do any comic book for cash” Mckellan, so didn’t much recuperated about that, but alls, we have , like with many a unmarried girl Anderson Copper sees as sissy broodmares, just like the Nazi’s, we hold a hated for blond pigs daring call themselves stands ins for a beloved Kim Novak. Again, like some, she is a woman who wouldn’t be caught dead at a Hillary Rally, as Machiavelli said we are not all well off enough to be at such changes for the rich, a reason he is so hated by the smiling animal loving filth at magazines so sanctimonious, and yet where all are on Atkins, and being thin, despite any dancing pigs and hippos of big Phrama commercials, is still a Capote age relic of swans now sung their last long ago. She accepted a drawing of mine since art school done of penthouse girl Jamie Dion, a Bill fave, as again mere bust, and I mean the Romans sense of the word, head and shoulders in a Father Saturnalia cap, twas the midnight before Saturn’s day and all through the casino, …and my more or less new journalism about the marriage of Figaro, there are so many, but the one at a Roman armamentarium , where the pacifists frolic Ennius, caught her fancy and was allowed in. And somehow I get essays of cnf about Lisa schoolgirl in magazines that seem devoted to queers, who after all have been pro war as I say to admiration and the horror of those who work at Spacely’s Sprockets, since Sparta. I don’t see as much of her as was. I think my story about buying the pictures of her in boudoir finery as a fellow HS student may not have been as excised as they can do from the constitution when the fat girls have another Nicene conference, as drunken Julia’s smile with tragic anchor girls that the hags and harpies try to blame Cash for as opposed to some spic who is playing Eisheied in real time. 

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So, goodnight Steven Colbert, once laughing at a cackling strgea, making fat jokes, a champion of women who I never met at the Funny Bone in Pittsburgh as every of  those skinning nights hiding death threats, bra straps and spitting at the marble wall got you what you ought to have. And silence ensures. Of course, coming too late to Columbus day this wop, aging Imperioli,  was busily playing an Italian cartoon during shock and awe. None of the gumbas were even heard from while Bushie was torturing the starving. Therefore, my empathy for Arabs goes back to Jehdah when I was offered a going rate to be in a dying magazine now suddenly anti war, you know despite the votes bartered for once,  but then there is a reason a wop will always wave a flag, their meters are running. But then, I didn't become cast by J3ws to trash my Fathers race...who Roman Antony...? I can read chapter and verse where Shakespeare stole everything. If not ...Bill Clinton. Despite having been and have here a certificate as good as any in these dark ages, pop said havened exceeded yet, Met lifers, that my Roman befuddlement has indeed been reciprocated and admired by the Injuns no less, making me a Lakota in good standing, I always take the position of admirers of them with black hair as told a girl too busty and too darkie and yes too Wendy for the unmarried gals of empire, and the merry wives of By the, god only knows how many secrete ceremonies with Tuscans slave girls our Augustus has had. 

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I am not schooled to hear that the Indians on speed dial awls there to black list and blockbuster for anyone in the one perfect that Barry the fairy thinks a white momma so includes, they are now after the still not sanctimonious enough Washington football team, who as a less than diligent Cowboys fan still, I think get what they deserve. But like Cobert and heinous wop named Jimbo, my enemies, real or invented get their’s. And more often than not its them just living out there meaningless lives. As a woman, fat baited, yes ugly in ways you called the Italians daughters  over and over to make sure that the rapes of hillbillies went unnoticed, I went to the hated Amazon as get books I never bought or just placed in a cart, papers I do not like, comic books like Conan id only buy on sale as have one in colorful pages of disrepair, I bought a disk  of Microsoft work 9 as was told I write better in that stylus than any. So, to the accountable once owners of the redskins and anathema to dying espn as Vikings never is, now realizing there is no winning ever obviously, as the Indians are upset now by the image of a spear’s they are mute on Florida states, I say call it the spear of destiny, a accruement of Rome wanted by Hitler, as saying that, no one like Liz Warren taking a scholarship not from me but a more beloved ethnic, no one will even pretend to care. I wont cry for smirking Colbert, whose eyes , or myopic eye as the Polyphemus case may be, ah the truth and consequences has dawned upon him, tired and beleaguered ahs our teepee Jethro alas now becomes., I wont recall him, though will make a sign to ward away the evil eye as Gore did on a Roman street, but like the Etruscans on Columbus day vilified as the Bushes and barbarism and the church always hated always  has, I will recall the poor Oriental girl who dared say a word against some goon on the wasteland my father called television and having a life practically ruined over it as he honed his Rube Goldbergh machine, but with knives, I shall recall the fact an American president was called a faggot by the handmaiden of a wife of a rapist, i will remember that. And mostly as he cries in the window as a hypocrite always singeing to a tenth row of an abandoned theater, i will recall the jokes made of a last Princess Cancer victim, the eyebrowed cow who got laughs without begging for them, and of course the blond girl , what else do he and his frauds chased after...?, the girl at the Funny Bone in Pittsburgh, i in art school then,  who said her and others had their bras torn off of their forms, from them, by a squatter of another man's nests, now he hates CBS, no body begged Doofus, to see you win,  who has done more to requiem for Colbert than the King of the vista Carson ever did for the uninvited he. I will recall the great Liberal as he twinkled and nodded about the poor stupid plebes not as positioned as dreadful he having now to eat Campbell Soup as Pirates and Stewart in laws stole nest eggs, the great bleeding heart or liver or whatever orifice spewed his puss. Good night Dick Martin wherever you are, and so, good night unto you all, give me your hands if we be friends and Morey Amsterdam will restore amends.  

BUFFALO GIRLS.

23 March 2026

A TELEVSION STATION THAT DOES A LOT OF Amazon lady cops, still has time at times to put on the Gilmore girls , or late at night on Sundays, The dreaded The good wife, which took the truly tragic and sad unarmored wife left to twist in the chicken hawk winds, s own wife to go through and turned it into one of those shows like Gilmore that got progressively “Darker” a word they are allowed to sue once Al Franken has mulled it over, as it were. 

Late on a Lenten Sunday, I lied there after more Lucie Arnaz than I thought I’d watch, as I always liked her since I was a boy and saw her as a Monday night perfect ethnic girl of the sorts that were eschewed then as much by Vague infernal batches who like so many , now have to apologize for work seen as a mere punch line back before human cunt Hillary striated duding her poisonous pin pong act from the shores of the Styx or the Lethe or whatever hell’s parking she had stodgily been allowed to lead her husband to, which I always thought was a mere vendetta of a puntana from the get go. People think that I would like, or even by proxy, adore that brunette who plays the Hillary this time, a slates narsh Hillary took gold of the brunette cast as an anti Hillary, and Mrs Spitzers crumbling in the sights of the man in full, Abraham Shylock in the synod, was forgotten. Having a dark haired Hillata, which it was a smart ,move, like Gilmore, to avoid the constantan blonds that Jewish circus owners constantly dress in their middlebrow circus costumes, which I assuredly do not. And where it was in the playing out of their string now, somehow divergent from the purgatory that Spitzer and for that matter Clinton were sent to, a perecular hell in all ways to those who thought that beoeg in public srevacie came automatically with pillow talk. By here and now, the pretty and beguiling Indus river girl Archie, was snet away by the aging queen bee had had enough of her thigh high boots. And in their exile, it is seen by me as an oldest kind of relic, back to fat woman and an English faeray playing a Machiavellian Jewish hack, it was almost like a bucolic Pastoral poem, with an increasingly brittle old hag showing a bye this time, less than sad and increasingly dislikable tragic figure of the spurred wife. Like imagery from the equally boring and vicious and rescinded SNL and its created Hilary in a third go around, by 16, which showed how long she over’s acted her welcome, this time with the crazy eyed Kate as isn’t this cute how much impunity Caesars’s wife has, and when I see by accident Arrec as Trump showed Plautus was indeed right and his face has frozen that way, if you don’t recall the blubbering, which for him, sadly, I think was true. Black is the primary color. 

A perpetually maligning Paul Drake was brought in against Alicia, nice echo, and the tizzy of the allegedly pretty wife victim at the political turbines, with always the sanctimonious and whaling REM, U-2 without the cut time, as warbling counteract to inst everything so dire when you cnat just live as it was meant to be back at the papal states…? Not in the mood for this, I turned around and merely went to bed, as somehow her belladonna escapes have always alluded me, though as Beatrice she looks like part, but not even that much, a slate angle was what my mother called yet artifice of cemenet angelus that weren’t touched by the chisale sof God like with Bernini or Michelangelo or who could male lace shroudns out of stoine themselves, and I wasn’t in the mood to watch much more knowing somehow it ends up with Broadway Baby, Daffodil beloved Christine Baransky in Della Street shoulder pad finery, almost passé and sadly so chic ness, slapping the woman across the face as deep down I gather the husband who ra the thing had an inhaling we all wanted to do. There was no mad hatter, I quipped in a spec script for them left undone. 

It was never a show as liked by me as much as by my sisters, but once my mom passed found I watched whole nights of it, and did use the massive eyed Panjabi as a hip hugger elixir to the tumult that this could have caused, issuing the spoonful of visual almost Bethought Guccione magazine in motion alike that was needed as my ma had in fact prophesied once before. The Belladonna effect, and why Jimmy the Kummel will pay for laughing at Selene kissing dirty piggy’s. And my mom, a devotee of Signora Fortuna or lady luck, the only goddess anyone really believes in anyway, and who like Saturnalia always is left on the Roman colanders to avoid the plebian riots. There was something again dated, a word I despise by the way, but still it was a show that existed in a day and time in which politicos was almost a circus like in the rewriting of history to make it all somehow acceptable, and queen bee Juliana had to be the first in the alps, and once Archie was gone she proved the original casting was correct and she wasn’t a vestal that could make Bill Clintons eye roam. She without the Indian girl bores me, and her career was in fact finished when she came out and joined in on Colbert’s anti Trump cartoon colorearama, a brunette pertaining to echo handmaiden never goes wall, something woppy Kimmel would have been better to \jabve known, and sio, I avoid any more of it, as once the affable guy from Sports night was strangely massacred in the courtroom, it seems that without the everyman in hell, Beatrice was mute. Although Valerie Bertinelli, Americas sweetheart, as bitchy b cup Wendie called her, has done so well, that there are nightly showings of anoint television One day at a time, the only show Norman Lear ever did that having this many Italians in it was with a heart the rest of the slumming didn’t have. 

My Brother and his minions, compatriots and compadres, Italians and blacks of the neighborhood, have become if not crestfallen, dismayed by Trump buying the perpetual war mongering of the televised Jews who will hope to kill every Arab for thirty years that they can, totally not recalling any holocausts that might make thanksgiving with their wives, Christine and WOSRE Brigit uncomfortable holydays, as they name their breeds Ezra and biblical names to show their allegiance to the holy book of plagiarisms. Make mine, if not Marvel, then Sibylline, there is more proof of that than the 6000 year old creation that they have shied long ago lest they not feel superior to the sons of gangsters they made into actors of grangers , if not gangsters themselves. I am too disabused that we would as Ovid warned ever got a chance to escape the wars and rumors thereof of the filthy towers margining bats of le Guerra and the gargoyles of the war palisades, as unwires and in turmoil the bets that chase of bean counter Senator Abraham Shylock could do was somehow make his assembly of queens into a war council that must be agreed to as asked , as opposed to Syrian adventures by house coons, questors of wars, signer offers on, meat packers and horses buyers for the knights of old, and cretins of late night dare show themselves as if ant war when they spent twenty years of humbugging soldiers blood with occasional cracking up and calling it a Mess of Potamia, as Jon Boy didn’t return from the overpasses until indeed his collectivize relatives did stay eviscerating Palestinian children, but he is as devoted to the wife of a rapist, always there to say without fear of the hierocracy of always being now against everything that they were for before, somehow no one radicals what side they all took, when needed to have Judy Miller recites the dictation given to her by a the bloated Vice Praetor who again, didn’t know his place. She now has, I take it, as has that newspaper of recorded debts, has to get her p’s and q’s with the use of tarot cards. The senate thatw as a food fight only weeks ago now become an oil painting of silence as Cataline is alas a figure in the shadows. BLACK AS INKED. 

He is upset that the war conglomerate did as it was meant to do and started sending out its vultures birds of carrion prey as it does, as even I am discouraged as Trump is like Clinton a better man than I am, depending, as I would have made sure that there is no liquor to be as nursed with and has as good a bouquet as a well serves brandy of vendetta, but then that just might be what is in my DNA. He is disappointed, my brother, that Trump would allowed that bloated Nazi cartoon Sharon without the warmth wannabe , so fearful he is of the Haig as much as they all are of a mere jail cell where Jews somehow do not ever have to go, and that Trump gave in to the Negriod feathered magpies of the towers pf bellicosity, the DR. Jeckles and Mister Heckles of war profiteering, and where a suddenly imbibed with blood vampire circle has found the war they are business to get as Job One, as the crows of sorties smoke cigars as anti Disney Terrytoon-ed birds of a feather, and they quickly can glides away, cigars barely even falling from their outsized saffron beaks. That he would do this war dance for these horrid sorts, and how after years of preening that anti Trump because the Tallahassee belay legal hitchhikers on a lonely Florida road and stopping the Crown Vic accordingly at the upturned ankle. That stupid assembly man has lost his show in parts, as he like Bill Clinton, is too smart a pig to eat all at once. 

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I warned as much as there would be a moment in time, Machiavelli’s frozen icicle of realization, a moment of Clarity as Howard Beale called it, in which you’d find out Paddy was indeed far too romantic for any more Mad Profits of the airways. AND WHY Trump would acquiesce to this is a sad timing of things. He is, I guess only human allowed the jesters with knives of television, those who cut their fangs on Laugh in and its ante war stance and wouldn’t do that again if they knew what was good for them, as it always bothered me that these hangers oners like the wop from Rockford Files would have a late in life rebirth of a show without a Jimmy Garner anywhere to be seen, while others, not me, I knew they wanted no part of me early on, but anyone not so Geriatrics, a fresh sight a new eye nowhere along the lines, as television sadly and dutifully become in fact like the senate whose Colonial Kurtz’s that Lorne so exceedingly allowed on, again taking the side of the Harvard lampoon goon smiling hack over some pretty brunette hoods knows, who wwas just too much a vestal of Fortune to get away with Cardinal Queerbo, and his pirate ship of satirical cartoons. I feel badly that Trump gave in to this crowd, those little foxes with a delivery like a rusty hinge on a door of rain damaged rotten wood. Seemly all the anti Trumpers are so gleeful that again something is being killed, which is what the guitar mass nuns sisters taught me , like abortion, death and how it was administered was their only political whip they care to hold. A belayed creep on A Bigger Check , a fat, smarmy, smirking, queer, masturbating piglet dares still talk about cancel culture, amazingly when no one ws paying attention to him he and the bra snapper became its Torquemada’s, who knew…, scared to death he always was that someday the jokes about him made on Gay sit coms by queen Jerry Helpers could come to rest upon him like Vesuvius ash, and would stick again and make him stuck in a perpetual wintertime of a Pompeii, where all the theaters were leery encrusted with garbage and gift bag trash to show why you never give anyone impunity to begin with. A looking back, I wish I had taken that last it seems opportunity to get even a glorified 16 mm film of Roman Mythology made, as I would have asked the unheeded Cecily to be the modern vestal in that New York state gardens of Caesar, as she would have been the perfect , along with later seen Wendy, a perfect trope to be the priestess of the Romans left by purge defining slime of the Rhone which Dante saw as a middle ages Styx. And her lithographic image would have been a perfect paper chase that Conan replaced with torn apart Chicken boxes. 

I think of the first assault on Rome by the barbarian trash, and how a first slaughtering of a small Etruscan neighborhood left only a 1000 self called Romans alive, and how they took the burning embers of farm houses and carted a pail of coals to the Quriennial hill and started a eternal flame to the consternation of simpleminded Germans to this act of early poetry. Out of the cinders they collected the pages they could to replace the annals thereof. The Eternal flame was carted and Numa, I believe it was, then given a first Grass crown, as they had stolen what little gold or silver there was, and with threadbare silks and cloaks allowed and left by your beloved Viking shit, germen JRR, a first triumph was had and the demons of the Rhine kept away for that thousand years that Churchill was as things look now, wrong in reassuring. The Family of the spook by the door AT Hoovers nest, will alas keep secret his terms of death, what price was the coins place don his eyes, and by whom, my brother is certain of an imperial hit, As they will not say, at elast until like their Witches goddess Hillary they can skate and say again its all old news, as they in fact have become. The magpies fly away, some like my mother said of Foxes, are smart enough to backtrack. The Vultures of a feather…

With Easter, already knowing its pagan roots, sorry not Ester, like your bombing allies, but Ishtar, just like how the salute to its very name is Roman, girls, like communism and wrestling, coming quickly, my brother made me an appointment for the local barber Shoppe to get cleaned up for that much, as he made a vow to my mother, though none of this meant a damn to him, he would keep these holidays as holy as they were to the Romans that were the first proselytized by the born again fisherman dummies, cone the Jewish concubines of Caesar told them to drop dead, and not return as they were apt. Why was there centurions posted to guard the dead Jesus, I asked as a kid, but again, it seems that Jew baby junior Yaweh and son thought it was the big town that hed make it in, and they'd pay for it exceedingly so. My brother so then made an appointment for the hair cut, but the barber is a nice man, an artist as am I, as he spreads his sketches on the mirrored wall for any sailor or wannabe playful bad girl coming in for inking. 

There was an early spring knock at the door this morning, and he, my brother already tired of the various Sally’s told to take one's hand across the wastelands, went to the door and grumbled a What is it...? But lifting the back out shades we use, saw two lovely woman as my eating a tuna fish Lenten sandwich didn’t make me look for an inner room as for some reason I have done since I was lad and was openly told by queers and piggish young dyke girls that my Scalia admiration frame of mind was openly told I somehow didn’t belong at the lowest level of private school, a parochial one, when really they were openly hostile that I , without so much as a bended knee of a Clintonian Busihan or Omabaesque giving in, I was almost thanked by the Olgetrees then for not saying only what they wanted to hear said. He saw then before him, on the porch, AS THE LOVELEY WOMAN I SAW THROUGH THE OPEN VENEITAIN BLIND, PRETTY THEY WERE AND IMMIDEAYLEY HE BECAME MUCH MORE AVAILING to the strangers of Vesta now at the door. and he had a vat of boiling peppers on the stove already cooking as an early Lupricalia pre communion wine. See...? Then he was taken aback when he opened the door. He now came to despise Amazon, and its bellowing owner who found a Borgia war palaces of all palaces in Italia to be married to his slutty concubine, which he thought, said it all. 

Mister Acri, the lead girl asked...? 

Yes, he said, intrqued as we Romans all are, since Tacitus at the theater that was not assuredly playing Greek tragedy, by a dancing eyed girl, we leave the lesbians and the studdabubbas for Christers and beaurocrats. We are having a celebration of Christ’s death, she said, with the sing song attitude of saved sort, but she was pretty, it seemed, and to my Machiavellian brother, it was according to him the Venial church of heavy petting as sacrament that hated Nicolo and Columbus first , explaining the grave digger Bushier war lovers with lace curtains, and as he has said. Bother me when the fat chicks and sissys start throwing statues of Leif Erikson into the sea, not even sure why or what he is a salve to and or for. that is a long way in getting heard anyways. We know you’re a neighbor here. She said, And, we would like you and your brother and family to come, she said, At this celebration of our lord Jesus Christ. 

I could imagine that the prettiness of the girls, was the only thing keeping him from rolling his massive Etruscan, sepia colored eyes as my mom had had, me with blacker eyes like my Trojan boat lift father, as in most ways. But he did get pop’s Mandarino admired and left go spine as I certainly did not, as it was after all pop who told one of Mandreinos button men with no uncertainty that on the lonely street before the Garibaldi club in New Chicago, he tossed him an asked for match book on the street and then when the Sicilian bird of prey came too close for his Neapolitan creeds, bashed him in the glasses wearing face causing a blood hand that my mother still had to laugh about almost to the end. We are, she said politely, Having a reconvening of the saints, some Christians have no saints, some all are saints, it deadpans on what part of the apostles creed Luther and or the nightriders kept in tact, she added. Where is this gathering,…?, he asked, taking the pamphlet upon which I could see a glassy eyed by me outline of the Hercules of the jews, this one, and time, getting his chops bashed in by a set of legionaries who like Jewish thieves just knew this gospel was just no good. 

The previous night just in passing, saw a station devoted to, of all things, Jimmy Dean , we await you at the five and dime, no wait, Jerry Lee , well some vulgar hillbilly bumpkin, though again I am no Hillarie definer of the plebs, Bill has gotten his just deists and has to know think quick to get her in to one pn coming truck lanes. The horrid synod tabled here, they speak in all tounges they proudly announce a kind of Christianity that was embarrassing to the Deacons even long ago, say but Latin, as that is bothersome to the commie stinko pinkos who too early, or too late, relied that white woman have dogs in lue of say Fetal, so any plans for marking the earth with no dogs allowed signs, well, I have told that Roman tale of the dog and the wolf elsewhere. They, all white and fat, and span of a frenzy, like my mom told me all the white woman were, screeching about of all things Leonardo and his last supper, somehow again an egregious thing as no ,masterpiece socially from the middle sea is any worth unless it can be marked up as So, looking at the flier that had the almost sweetly rendered image of a more wasp than not Jesus, see above about the Chester Gould casting above and the now unrequited unremitting unhallowed and uncried for old arm of the spook that sat behind the golden door and his dossiers of ,much that Ill just bet that didn’t get Bill Clinton on board this particulate Argo. I saw the inner messages, and said to him, It is a gathering of Jehovah witnesses, I said, thinking that as a deal breaker. He laughed , As if I even care, I got to find you a woman. 

It appears that so ostentatious to these Doctrinaires Moody college theocracy, the Jesuits aid better to have a degree in out and out Fairy Tales themselves. It appears to some overfeed white trash with Deacons aplomb and hidden bathrooms, that Da Vinci, of all people, once openly said to be acceptable to some Hillary delegate who said he was an acceptable as a Italian day forth acceptable Italians voter minions as if they’d ever be, and soon enough, was Unsaved, in his very DNA, and so didn’t understand the bible as well as some hillbilly Preacher that more than not even Doc and Miss Kitty at the evening know are snake oil salesmen even then in censored western modern. Why would that be, I wondered, as soon enough the tripled chinned of the politburo Vatican’s do find out too easily and willingly and shockingly that they were never as aided to by others almost as much as they didn’t adhere to any catharsis themselves, and when the call for veracious Praetorians to do their bidding they will as I said as a smart aleck kid in the papers once loved by the brethren that Jefferson’s hated between slaveholding love affairs, and who like all Italians’ worth their salt with which they were paid until they heard that whatever senator Flavius was hooding gold and woman from them, eventually, they always find out too late that no one really believed any of it. 

Within hours of hand-out Camilla Rachel dare call Trump a war monger , I was flad to see charges of anti Semitism creep up this time and that the wops who never dared lose a dime or a seat on the bus to stereotypical hell by so much as mentioning an Etruscan as dead as a golden door nail, and hurled into a senate alter making it the mausoleum of Remus the original always after all was. She and her rhino minions including bizarro Olbermann were upset to know that they at Legal, the corporate masters make more money off of war than they have serially from propagandas, which these middlebrows at best called Virgil once, and feed the dog on your way in. I am delighted that house wop DeNiro is now circumnavigated to anti Semitism, despite all the colleted penne’s at the Sicilian trough. And fatso Bilious Bluto again knee jerks unendingly,  in lue of knowing anything about politics as he and fellow wop, drank poor mans Methuselah’s of Miller High life or the kind that Mickey and the dolly drank during Monday NIGHT FOOTBALL BEFORE, LIKE LIBARALISM, such was deftly and with only grumbling of those who should have gated each penny like the soul it replaced,  it was placed as a loss leader on basic cable.  So, I never was the house wop, knee jerking my way to make sure no one recalled my death threats and my snickering at some womans tits. This year so far all I have gotten accepted really was THE BLACK KNIGHT, my Prince Valiant newspaper cartoon that pop wanted me to take to the Pittsburgh press. So in just that, it is a successful year. 

AND as my brother promised them he would indeed go to this gathering of penitents, he’s been to worse as an alter boy beloved by the priests when I was a kid, would fake a point that stupid wop me couldn’t quite “understand the vespers” that well and would openly fumble bottles of wine stolen from Italian churches long before then, and all just loved my antics as I was a devotee of Jerry Lewis there at the stolen rites of Bacchus, which calling them that made Father Francis frown and wonder just how stupid I could be, but I did my Vandyke an pratfalls, a lover of Roman farce more than epic, sadly so. It was father Francis who, again a conman Franciscan the answer to all and every societies of Jesus legalistic con jobber, saw through my childish performance where was faggy little blottos and blond queens loved snickering at, had call my bluff, and looking back, I wish that I had been more devoted to something other than mere Roman farce, As a priest told me, all satire eventually gets to the woodprint on the page, a decoration of my work as a fifteen year old published long ago, that they strat to hate you for it. As Augustus, a first man to outlive his need for censorship, and who told you to either touch my copy of the Metamorphoses or say shit about the war powers act, of any kind, when he burned a self admiring copy of the history of Rome by Plautus, Octavian said, not without irony, why that blowhard didn’t even have the decency to make it a comedy. 

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR, GENERAL TRANQUILLIUS.

 

28 MARCH 2026

There is something Ironic about the man in the gray flannel suit being heralded out the building, like with Rachel, and shown the exists and replaced by a black man. The only thing that would male this funnier is if it was Larry Wilmore. Now you're peace nicks, … after all, the Jews once again get what they want as they do from television minstrelsy to genocide, both words abhorred by the rag that called the wops Mulattoes, do look that up. well, the business of America is war, and once bellicose hags of war pretending a defiance or even a empathy for their bribes givers that wasn't there for the Palestinians in Jedah. Watch the Abraham Shylock's demand their devotion, or what, cancel  the wedding...? I hope somewhere Adam Corrolla who at least was devoted to his piggishness all along, as I didn't have to pretend my friend waw the bloated Bluto who trashed Megan Fox, just to be on television. When fatso Bill is out there lauding basketball in mid war, too late for free bread, fats,  teams it means the chicken hawks are at last devoted. 

An essay concerning the mire and the cesspool which television has become. A boyhood recollection of a opportunity from another time, given far too early to and at me, and which now, as the praetorians smile and goofball their ways through a heinous curia, isn't much seen anymore. A penitent of Gore, Paddy and Reginald Rose looks back with ennui but with anger too at the circus that television has become, as the days were numbered even then for jury foremen, requeued heavyweights, and Jackie Gleason as a sad drunk whom drinks to not get jipped, as the days of Black rock have been forgotten and forborne at least by me long ago. It is a requiem  to Marshall Dillion himself as the fact we are too soon old and too late wise as I was told when showed my cartoons at the Pittsburgh press by a great newspaper name named Phil Musick in the olden days now irrecoverably gone amid the political carnivals. 

I DO NOW LIKE TO ACKNOLEDGE WHEN I AM ACCPTED ANYWHERE, AS ALL IS Roman triumph Intriguing to mention every acceptance I get now, all is a Roman triumph to me, to me, like when the early Romans wore leaves and grass crowns in their hair in a satire of Greek field largess and homoerotic power love, MORE THAN LATER SPECTECLES, ALL IS TRIUMPH. So this Mud Magazine bra ad was completed was accepted along with works I have avoid most of my life somehow, fantasy, as I don't have to pretend that Ariosto never wrote. 

Too, waited thirty days to renders in Lupercalia essays 26, but was openly told was sad I put so much airs,  but Mis-Spelling the Roman God Backus. Again my father warned me when I played the fool for laughers that they’d laugh at me as an Italian enough. That in ways that Jimmy the Kimmels didn’t, do we have a democratic party without father hatred, as it wasn't hard to figure out why Rob Reiner had his throat cut in a Jewish version of Greek tragedy. No royal curse, if you ask Roman me. If I am the last person to recall Virgil and Thurston Howell  the third, god bless you and your late show con men hiding old trampolines and broken bras, from you know, Mother. I, in that, noted that trashing of Italians since I was a boy Robert Dinero is so devoted to baaing anti Trump he had to alas read his exclamations off a  paper, as he has given most of his performances, no angels whisper in his ear over the calls from his broker, a good democrat he.  as the ash hole once again phoned it in, the meddled being more about banking than art. And I thought, mired in disillusionment at myself, I never had to be a wop crying or shrugging or screening or worse through a cork clandestine face, and that to my pop wasn't nothing in my favor. I await the mausoleum of Peppers, the assembly of queens, to dare take an anti Israel vote, I don't give a shit of stableman Medici are in power, it just don't add up, and the clowns must know that. I can sense Colbert's epitaph...R-O-L-A-I-D-S... 

So, I pass the time until dear, smirking, boys room haunting Northwestern Catholic monsignor Colbert has to deal with that tragic, to him, moment that he has been spiting salt and making signs to ward away the weevil eye as all those who wore cum soaked robes of praetorian priests all along, I sit and count the moments with a Vengeful glee in which he has to be thrown out of the Sistines of television, not a first this year, but when he is out on the street, as flabby, fatty, boomalatté, piggish Blotto XERO JUNIOR IN A WATERED DOWN Animal House found religion and devotion swine hunt Jimmy has the temerity to still be at his desk lector, having somehow stole the whole shtick from the simonies Daily Show dead-panner, who had thought of the scam and the bilko rites long before the fat little twerp. I await that moment that Machiavelli called the icy second of realization that in fact, you were a con artist, but a stupid one all along, and didn’t take the heed of those who said the road was one even jackasses don’t go down, having fallen there before, as Ma told me. 

I cherish the dreariness of his to come when he, like say a Left Behind Jerry Langford watchers an appliance store window in amazement, as once again Robert Dinero showed us what he was all along, the Rupert Pupkin Travis taxi dancer he has always been, deep down, I never bought that he was great actor at all, no Roman tragedy nor greater nor English patients did he ever steal from the master piece theaters cast as Gene Siskle once admitted, as Danny Devito too was seen as too Italian or not Italian enough to play the role of a wop clownish but serious enough doge in some film of that ink. Meet me at Dante’s statures indeed, Helena, with a room with a view of the anointing Guido's, strangely a proper name slur allowed by crazy eyed blond weirdo broads not Cecily in snl or Ozempic faced Whoopied. Maybe not as harsh but it gets the job done. Victims of Jesuit less arrested by and of police states long ago before this one. I hear that despite Lindsay Ellis as their strangely placed Marcia Antony, Dinsey is about to lose 2000 workers this year, who needs painted drawings when you can make everything look like South Park without the charm, or at least the scissors, we miss you Gahan Wilson. AW Nuts. Will the great and gallant porcine beard needing host care or cry on cue for them, or anyone but himself or feigned for Charlie Kirk when told an even already blown hole Q rating was taking on water, and guess who the SS Minnow as named for anyway…? Any care for the art of cartooning, as I have gotten myself into various art magazines with that as a to me unneeded and unnecessary disclaiming, as if a pretty Boccasale willing to tell what fascists all the italic have always been, I would be careful with the white boys singing any political arias sent out from South fork this soon after Nana was massacred, girls, as my father , an immigrant from then, and even Politianzo, the originator of a thousand years of if not solitude then exile, you didn’t know…?,its called the Cycula, cent’ ani, knew that and told me that eventually more Italian went to klinks after the chaining of Mussolini than there had been before. Now why the Christian democrats all with ten smarmy attitudes of the hallways bangers like Monsignor Colbert. One found despite the adorations of Carlo Levy now the Christer democrats would enrapture Italy, it is after all like so much there’s that Scorsese has spent years forgoing, now when the church called one a radical, amazes to the women and the stupid, he warned me, now one was an insurgent against God, and thus no one was there to say anything much less sing an anthem to Bella Italia, especially if one got in the ways of the plants of Ferrari. Ah but like Biden, this tiger eats all up, that incoming commie pinko to take Italy found himself more than out of Vogue, but a mere corpse in car wreck always variable in the curias of 1948. 

And a histories channel remnant of the sort most the channels out side of home shopping are, although the girls of Hot In Cleveland have somehow taken over the less than prime time dials now, one can sit at night and watch the three graces of Shaker heights, savior of the Bushes, if not the res publicans,  in various misdirecting in the middle of our lives not to be Dante not that it would help, although it was those books, not quite Mad but unhinged enough that made me an nosiest penitent to know that indeed the filthy little man Biden and his gummada wife were indeed too vulgar for the crowd that like the Clintons think themselves Roman lives amid the hoi pilloi, some closer than others, some not, and while he was festooned with lackadaisical admiration, as long he didn't ask the Pen groom HAL what indeed was being signed after all, it is his dotage and finally quenched evil little heart that has left in fact Duchess Macbeth to not let her feel ease at the night, and the morning lamp starts to never seemingly flicker, that is for you Roman Bill!, the schoolboy with his beloved scandalous Ovid, as the peacock now is where the Julia's go to die. As she sundown’s worse and more mightily unequipped than that asshole she married to get ahead always never does, and she is left irradiating by  age and circumstance, irrevocable alone. I was indeed the only one who knew that falls that their dingy pretending it was the Ambra in Capri eyesight of Augustus was going down, if not the Styx itself. They say there's always magic in the air,...

The show on now at ten, in midway run, see that in fact Wendie Malick in the pieces isn’t the hated woman as I had gathered long ago she was, and again she had a palpable scenes of decency and despite her two coats of shellacked upon vanity, has a humanity inherent in her that befits her own Rio record album cover art beauty. And it isn’t just or only or even Beauty at all, but something else, as not to sound like a Kimmelllarian pig, but cie la vie, she is here younger and not as hair produced and darker therefore and not highlighted as older woman are way, and she is thin but as a given and not a fetishism as it is near the flaming river and Mrs Alan “the biggest square we can think of” Ludden, as Wendy was either too young or too old to play her perfect doppelganger Lois Lane, alas like Nicholas Cage, Valerie was too Ethnic for the role. 

Which brings me to what I have noticed most about this show, as the not ugly, yet not as exquisitely pretty as some on the show like upwardly Mobile, almost painfully esoteric, Rena as perhaps a later recasting for a more prefect show, but large breasted Italian earth Mother isn’t anything close to anyone who would be involved in the making of this ersatz Vogue, or even be against it. The more I see her in profile the more her acting chops seem better than usual to me. I notice in this forest of concrete, this  The Devil wars Prada or at least Brooks brothers as we have dome to know, too much, there is a cacophony of Brunettes, its seems each months wall decoration issue’s Alfred E Neumanded by a equally Nagel lass, Jews like Siegel, and mostly Italianates like the bald photographer and Laura San Giacomo, but I mist ask aloud how many of these sorts of people actually passed the portico of the infernal regatta and the signed pier telling all Abandon all brown eyes ye who enter here, which as the credo under which the now desperately trying to return the earth to the wasp paper hive it all literally was under Ana. Or as my mother no fan of the Wintour of their disconnect and the bathing suits seasons that came next, nor of Valentino or victim of fagot Sparta before all Versace, the devil, she said with sneering queen of guilt nana perfection, wears Burlap, and nothing else. I wonder if the casting was done as a sort of backwards glancing, a kind of making it all more humane than it could have been, or should have been, as it could have been much more deliciously Funny, and only the one time hating Kimmel blond, prissy, gopher, bootlicking Spade seems to know the show he is in, if one man or with an ensemble who didn’t read the script, nor care to. I can just image how that Blushing blooming creation now would be, Siegel dead long after Edward Albee, speaking of knowing your source material, all older now, I wonder if it would or could ever explain what it possibly could be now that would be any funnier than seeing Daughter of Satan or her player explain who writes things were in Winter’s long gone. 

Bothersome to many, I recall sending a work in to a magazine you be all heard of, in fact, some office gal there impressed that we shared a hectored hate  for The Big Bang Theory and its prepaying mantis human Doogies, as called it The head of the Class with the redhead, the colored girls, the greaser, the fat kid,  and mostly Leslie Bega taken assuredly out first. But back in the prehistory of Hillary faunally knowing, as now the less than Columbo like American President, a suicide note of meathead’s sent out Justice Brandise, tossing her into the oncoming traffic, I was told if I wanted a good three thousand words in the rag if I accepted a billing of two years of dwindling subscription, id get just that. I was called a liar for it, but it came to be true at the Times too, all forfeited and foretop to do Livia’s and Jebbys bidding against Trump. Ah, but the old falconer is dead, his birds of prey pecking out his eyes, unnoted and unrewarded, and no one has a even rudimentary COD. Where have you gone Millburn Stone as Doc, or even Deforest Kelley. Ethics are for sinkers and dead Romans hurled onto senatorial alters. I await the clowns of Mars and sashes gumba J3ws to take an anti Israel Vote, though loosened tongues we do find out that goddess AOC has a taste for Amphetamines. Not like many, I avoided Franzetta but as is obvious I was alas aping Serpieri all along. As the trash jesters of CBS get a Mad devoted to them, as a boy I recall a back cover Liberta crying over McGovern.